Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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