Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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The dick lei will go down in squad history
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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