I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I have tasted many bathrooms
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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