At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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