i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
