yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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