just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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