I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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