I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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