What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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