People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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