i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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