You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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