Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm bleeding and have questions
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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