ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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