Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment