Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.