so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.