Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?