the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
