I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Randomize
