so that wasnt chicken after all
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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