I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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