ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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