She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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