Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
