I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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