i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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