took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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