He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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