How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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