i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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