the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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