meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I am naked and annoyed.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
