Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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