I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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