Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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