wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
love makes seman taste better
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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