You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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