Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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