But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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