Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I wear drunk well.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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