You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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