i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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