Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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