I wanna passion pit in your ass
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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