Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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