You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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