I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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