HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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