Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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