is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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