Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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