so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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