Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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