the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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