thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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