Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
PANTIES FOUND
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